Mister 8iggs

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  Where Are They Now?

  by Mister 8iggs in

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  xenu: .

  xenu was a person who, i imagined, sounded like latka when he spoke...at least that how his written words appeared to have sounded.

  he would often talk incoherently ("n = n* fp ne fl fi fc fl") and non-sensical.

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  Xenu:

  Xenu was a person who, I imagined, sounded like Latka when he spoke...at least that how his written words appeared to have sounded. He would often talk incoherently ("N = N* fp ne fl fi fc fL") and non-sensical. He was last seen on this Board on 4/25/2002. Where is he now?

  The bad news is that Xenu was shot in the head during a hunting accident. The good news is that it turned out that his head was hollow anyway. Today, he works part-time as a sundial somewhere in the Amish community.

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  You Know:

  You Know hasn't been seen at JW.com during the last two weeks. So, where is he now?

  He recently got a great idea on how to place magazines AND earn money (being that he can only count field service time on this Board). Here he is today...
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  DID YOU HEAR THIS ONE--YOU GUYS

  by QUEENIE in

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  men are like diapers---they are always on your ass and full of crap....queenie

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  (In honor of Fredhall)...

  Queenie- You like this cat male dont you?
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  Hurled to the Earth - Why?!?

  by Mister 8iggs in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  basically, this is my take on it.

  this isn't intended to start a flame war between believer's and non-believer's of god.. god creates angels.

  god creates man.

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  LyinEyes-

  Another good point! Thanks!

  Here's another one:

  On the one hand, God says that he hates a child sacrifice. On the other hand, he killed all the firstborn of the Egyptians.

  Also, Lot's wife was instantly zapped when she turned around and looked at her hometown being destroyed.

  Yet, Satan wasn't instantly zapped.
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  Hurled to the Earth - Why?!?

  by Mister 8iggs in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  basically, this is my take on it.

  this isn't intended to start a flame war between believer's and non-believer's of god.. god creates angels.

  god creates man.

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  badwillie and I were talking and he had another good point:

  When the Ark of the covenant was falling to the ground, the man reached out to protect it. God killed the man right on the spot! Here is a man with a normal reflex and God punished him. ZAP! Kaput!

  What a loving God!
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  Hurled to the Earth - Why?!?

  by Mister 8iggs in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  basically, this is my take on it.

  this isn't intended to start a flame war between believer's and non-believer's of god.. god creates angels.

  god creates man.

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  Dutchie-

  Darn good point! He wipes out humans left and right (at least he used to). Assyrians, Egyptians, Babylonians, a whole planet (less 8 individuals). IMPERFECT humans rubbed out and the truest opposer of God remains alive.

  Thanks again, God.
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  Hurled to the Earth - Why?!?

  by Mister 8iggs in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  basically, this is my take on it.

  this isn't intended to start a flame war between believer's and non-believer's of god.. god creates angels.

  god creates man.

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  Basically, this is my take on it. This isn't intended to start a flame war between believer's and non-believer's of God.

  God creates angels. God creates man. One angel concocts a plan to take over as THE God.

  This bad angle (Satan) deceives Eve, who convinces Adam to eat from the untouchable tree. At this point, assuming you believe in the Bible, Adam and Eve sinned and were worthy of death. But, their own offspring also had the death sentence handed to them. In other words, man suffers daily with things like cancer, murder, rape, abuse, etc. just for the simple fact that they were born.

  At some point, God gets tired of Satan's antics and decides to clean house in the heaven's. God: "Hmm. Satan is really getting on my nerves. He doesn't deserve to live in heaven. What to do...? What to do...? Hmm...I GOT IT! I'll throw him and his angelic followers out of heaven and hurl them to the earth. Let those earthlings deal with him!" Problem solved for God.

  I don't get it. What was God afraid of? Also, how much does he really love humans if he confines the most wicked rebellor to our planet? I guess the angels are elated, huh? Satan can't bother them now. Just leave him down here with all of us. We're used to death by now, right? We enjoy seeing war and violence.

  Thanks so much, God!

  Brian of the Angry class
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  SHOULD JWs WEAR THE FOLLOWING--pierced ear rings.

  by QUEENIE in

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  nose rings / belly rings / tongue rings / tit-rings any kind of rings / multiple rings in the ear.

  ete..hey i gota know..queenie

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  You left out toe rings and ring around the collar.
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  Time to seperate the men from the boys

  by roybatty in

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  2. friends

  and the women from the girls.. with the nfl games about to start, who here loves (not likes but loves) football?

  ok, not everyone can be a fan of my deloved bears, so what other team do you have to settle cheering for?

  oh, and in case you didn't know it already, bret farve is the anti-christ.

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  *Hoping Roybatty doesn't feel as if I'm hijacking this thread*

  Lisa-

  You've inspired me to create an all female NFL show. My choices:

  Beyonce Knowles

  Halle Berry

  Garcelle Beauvais

  Claudette Ortiz

  Leah Remini

  Jessica Alba

  Brooke Burns
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  Time to seperate the men from the boys

  by roybatty in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  and the women from the girls.. with the nfl games about to start, who here loves (not likes but loves) football?

  ok, not everyone can be a fan of my deloved bears, so what other team do you have to settle cheering for?

  oh, and in case you didn't know it already, bret farve is the anti-christ.

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  LISA-

  You left my name off the list. Just an oversight, right?

  Also, I think that you might find Mark Malone handsome, Lisa. he's on ESPN's 'NFL Tonight'...
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  Time to seperate the men from the boys

  by roybatty in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  and the women from the girls.. with the nfl games about to start, who here loves (not likes but loves) football?

  ok, not everyone can be a fan of my deloved bears, so what other team do you have to settle cheering for?

  oh, and in case you didn't know it already, bret farve is the anti-christ.

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  PS... The Hugh Douglas block on Jim Miller was clean and legal! LOL!

  Edited by - Mister 8iggs on 4 September 2002 11:8:43

  Edited by - Mister 8iggs on 4 September 2002 11:11:43